There are thousands of helpful tips for travelers. You can find them online, buy a book or boringly listen to a know-it-all who just recently traveled (excuse the reference to real life).

MSNBC's travel columnist posted something similar and, in the process, asked his readers to share their own travel tips. Well, it was, imho, a success. I love how Wysong's readers really got into it. Here are my favorites:

� When confronted with a particularly nasty passenger, say "God bless you!" loudly. It almost immediately simmers people down.

� Dab a little antibacterial ointment in your nose to help protect you from the myriad airborne contaminants circulating in the cabin.

� Take sanitary wipes or wet towels with you. You will always need to clean or disinfect something onboard.

� Pack a small toy or a bag of goldfish or cookies in your carry-on --- not for yourself or your kids to eat, but to quiet the screaming kid three rows back. Works every time and costs only pennies.

� Make up lives for your fellow passengers. Look around you: See that woman in the sweats, the one who looks tired, but eager? She works in an office all week and she has a bullying boss. She's flying to see someone she loves, and is confident that he loves her, so she can wear sweats and be comfortable, because this weekend is all about comfort.

� Have great sex the night before you fly. You will be in a better mood and be more likely to sleep on the airplane.

I will surely keep these in mind when I take that 16 hour trip back home.