The Mini Mile High Kit

Filed in archive Accessories on March 10, 2006

WARNING: NOT FOR KIDS!

Looking to join the exclusive mile high club? Interested in what AirTroductions has to offer?

If so, then you better be prepared for what might happen while you are on-air.

Mile High Mini Kit is exactly what you need. Inside this mini -- fits inside your coat jacket or purse -- erotic travel kit is a powerful mini vibrator, a small bottle of lubricant and two high-quality condoms.

For those who'd like the whole program. You can get the Mile High Kit. It's just a little bit bigger than the mini version.

Its contents are split into two sections:
Step 1: Get prepared with a set of scented cloths, a tin of hot cinnamon mints, a folding pocket mirror, a blindfold, and a "do not disturb" door hanger.
Step 2: Get busy with bottles of massage oil and personal lubricant, a feather tickler, a mini-personal massager, three condoms, and a pleasure ring.

You wouldn't want to miss that encounter just because both of you are stupid enough not to bring "protection". Or, worse, you might find yourself crying at the doctor's office a couple of months after you wowed your drinking buddies with your ribald story of your airborne experience. Nope, you definitely wouldn't want that.

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