Response from: Kelsey (Check me out!)

Jetlag got you down? Fart more, frown less! The average homo sapien sapien flatulates a half-liter of gas per day, dispersed over 14 individual periods of relief. A flight to Hawaii takes approximately half a day. If you don't break wind at least 7 times on the way to Hawaii you are going to feel bloated when you get there. Fart away! Just make sure that if it's extra raunchy that you look at an unsuspecting passenger with disgust, as if he/she was the one to drop it. Be careful not to do this prematurely or your guilt will be defined by one of man's most basic laws: He who smelt it dealt it.

Response from: The Great Touron King (Check me out!)

Jetlag got you down? Fart more, frown less! The average homo sapien sapien flatulates a half-liter of gas per day, dispersed over 14 individual periods of relief. A flight to Hawaii takes approximately half a day. If you don't break wind at least 7 times on the way to Hawaii you are going to feel bloated when you get there. Fart away! Just make sure that if it's extra raunchy that you look at an unsuspecting passenger with disgust, as if he/she was the one to drop it. Be careful not to do this prematurely or your guilt will be defined by one of man's most basic laws: He who smelt it dealt it.

Response from: Anna Sibal (Check me out!)

I agree that Gorp is not the perfect solution, though it is very sensible. I'd go for it and combine it with adjusting my body clock before traveling.