Can a Travelocity Promotional Code Get Me to Boracay?

© mela sogono
I'm tired of ordinary vacations. If I get to see Panama City or Myrtle Beach one more time, well, it may just kill me.
I'd like to see someplace exotic – Bali, Patagonia, Bhutan, the Canary Islands, or maybe Boracay.
I hear that Boracay has some of the best beaches and some of the best scuba diving in the world. I have no idea what's involved in scuba diving, but it sounds exotic. I like the idea of little fish swimming up to me and taking a good look at me under the water. I have no idea what a trip to the Philippines would cost be. I need to hunt myself up a Travelocity Promotional Code or something…
Don't get me wrong. Myrtle Beach is okay, I guess. It's just that I've been there five times in the last seven years. And you only live once. So maybe the time has come to go beyond the normal vacation and head to some place warm and sunny – and exotic.